Baby Grand Master DJ/VJ Piano

Here it comes! Another typical american stupid object that is no use for anybody except stupid american no-doers. A fully hi-tech audiovisual piano.

• Dual Pioneer DVJ-X1 DVD Players
• Edirol V-4 Video Mixer
• 3 Marshal LCD Monitors
• Slot loading assembly

• Allen and Heath Xone 92 Audio Mixer
• Dual 15″ Subwoofers
• 18″ Subwoofer
• 12″ Subwoofer
• 3 Bullet Tweeters
• AB 1100 Watt Power Amplifier

• Moog Slip Ring Assembly
• 8 Foot Rotating Turntable
• Wall Mount Variable Speed Control

Acording to the company, very few of these...ah, little monsters will be assembled. My opinion is that they will all be rapidly sold to retired Broadway actors and singers that live in corny pink mansions somewhere in Beverly Hills. And another one for the Liberace Museum. Price unknown...

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